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Getting my jest deserts
Kevin Page is yet to reply to an offer to have his anal glands squeezed.
Kevin Page is yet to reply to an offer to have his anal glands squeezed.
Kids should be able to go home when the humidity hits 99 per cent, says Vaughan Gunson.
An old acquaintance reveals a secret to Joe Bennett.
Who'd be a road safety cop, asks Craig Cooper.
May the DVD survive the onslaught of streaming services, writes Craig Cooper.
Forget the Hundertwasser, let's move on to a more important debate
Jacinda Ardern has asked Maori to challenge her government
An all-encompassing reference to God has not gone down well with some.
Ardern needs to keep the focus on reducing inequality and making housing affordable again.
Watching the weather is a tough job, writes Craig Cooper.
The essential ingredient to restore balance and harmony, are friends and whanau.
Thoughts of war on Daddy Long Leg spiders have dissipated after a wasp attack.
Is the Stage Challenge a victim of its own success?
What will snap us out of the lingering disrespect for human life on the roads?
Life's a beach in New Zealand's summer but which one is best?
The only solution is one state where Palestinians and Israelis have equal rights.
Strange summer encounters on Raglan's main street.
Vaughan Gunson offers his predictions of what's just around the corner in 2018.
...it's not like you've got cancer."Me (internally): WTF! Yep, low, lowball."
Advocate among the best performing regional newspapers in the country.
We have sports awards, business awards, music awards, Oscars etc... drum roll please...
I grew up in the '80s, which meant, like many of that generation, cricket was a big deal.
Northland may have unearthed a couple of future Black Caps this week.
The cowboys and Indians set may be worth hundreds of dollars.
An arts centre isn't enough to redress the imbalance with sport, says Craig Cooper
School students taking enhancers a worrying affair, writes Andrew Johnsen.
Fitting out 20,000 low income households with solar heating would cost $120 million.
CAA should rethink its approach to a skydiving accident, says Craig Cooper
The deer that die of 1080 poison do not look like they died with a smile on their face.